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cat(s)

were internet memes and still are. cats are pets (and even wild animals) that people love. They are cuddly, adorable, and amazing. But if you have to many, they will get bad, and poop everywhere.
John: "Ayyy I have 69 cats and I love them, but they poop everywhere and leave my house a mess."

Johns friend, Jimmy: "Ahh I think I might know someone who wants cats... I'll ask around for you"

John: "Thanks, but hey, I forgot to ask, would you like a -cat?"

Overall, cat(s) are amazing creatures and pets.
by cat(s) April 24, 2019
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Cat

Sociopathic slut who gets off on sleeping with other people’s men.
Oh did you hear what that cat did? Fucked her best friends’ lover.
by User6669420 April 27, 2019
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by ummmaceyfrost May 1, 2019
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by ummmaceyfrost May 2, 2019
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fat cat

a cat that is the size of a basket ball and eats chips and coke.
guy: look at that bear
girl: that snot a bear its a fat cat
guy: wow eat less cat
by #fatcats May 3, 2019
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A cute thing that is lazy but good and likes to claw your furniture instead of the fucking scratching post that you got just for it. They also don't use the cat door they just wait and meow at your door until you let them in.
aw shit, my cat just destroyed my couch but look how cute it is aww meow to you sir.
by mr cat loves chickens May 7, 2019
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Cat Willy

British, informal.

A childish or jocular but ultimately endearing term for someone who has a human penis matching that of a cat.

Typically, it is expected that in this instance the human possesses a penis that is small, with little impact on the world or the underwear it occupies. See also "Cat Cock"
"Alright Cat Willy?! What are you up to you fucking small-dicked little wanker?"
by TheRealCatWilly May 9, 2019
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