3 definitions by Merx

Soggy Larry

When a man is getting a blow job, right before he blows his load he pulls out of the girls mouth and turns her head to the side, promptly squirting his baby juice into her ear, leaving a small pool of jizz at the bottom of the ear.

A soggy larry is the ultimate wet willy.

by Merx September 15, 2006

textern

A shortening for "text extern (analysis)".
When analysing a text outisde of the text only. For instance, examining the text by taking the writer's gender, the time it was written, the writer's name, etc. into account for how to understand the text.

I'm doing some textern analysis on this text to get the full perspective of what the message is

by Merx March 23, 2015

skin the cat

The act of whacking off untill raw, than continuing to whack off, essentially skinning the cat.

Joes penis is always sore because he skins the cat.

by Merx December 24, 2004