Schumor

Humor like Amy Schumer's.

"She repetitively makes unfunny and unoriginal jokes about sex, alcohol, and politics. She has a good sense of schumor.

by Teifry January 23, 2026

Schum

When you shit and cum and the same time

I Schumed on my grandmas toilet

by Epuzz February 10, 2026

Schumer

To Schumer (verb):
(a) To cave or yield to political pressure, often compromising one's principles or party's interests.
(b) To aggressively seek media attention or insert oneself into the spotlight, often at the expense of others.
(c) To make bold statements or promises, but ultimately fail to follow through with substantive action.

Stephanie said she was going to fight the parking ticket, but she ended up Schumering once again.

Yeah, that dude did it again. He Schumered it, it's like he's looking for the most creative way to give up every time and piss everyone off.

by patchmonkey March 14, 2025

Schumer

a person of the Jewish persuasion who argues everything will be okay if we just let the Nazis have their way

You're just gonna roll over like that... what a Schumer!

by SoylentGrin March 14, 2025

Schumering

Preemptively laying your arms down during a battle & trying to convince Americans capitulation is always the best option.

Allowing cloture on the continuing resolution, despite what the base, 96% of congressional Dems & America wanted, is the one of the most egregious examples of Schumering

by WTAF GOP March 18, 2025

Scrump

When you simultaneously jerk off and drag your ass across the ground like a dog.

Dude, stop scrumping it! It’s time to go to dinner.

by Girthquake1 March 24, 2025

Schumm

A family that has been inbred over decades. Most inbred Schumm’s came to America in 1837. A schumm classifies itself as a German but is from Jewish descent. A person of Schumm descent is very easy to spot out by them being very skinny and extremely large noses. Most Schumm’s built nazi concentration camps around WWII.

Gross you’re family is Schumm’s!!

by Kingmando June 15, 2025