a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.

the son: so now what? we repaint the door?

father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion
by Sexydimma May 28, 2015
What you don't want to find on your car window when you don't pay to park in a parking spot you have to pay for. Luckily, I don't have to worry about that because I pay.
If you see a little orange piece of paper on your window, your screwed
by lunar shadows November 10, 2004
Condom found still inside of or hanging out of a woman's vagina upon waking up in the morning. Usually caused by continuing the sexual act after ejaculation.
Had the best drunken sex with the hot chick from the bar last night, but I woke up to her all pissed off at me. Apparently I had left her a parking ticket.
by DOC 211 July 28, 2010
To give a Russian Parking Ticket is the act of defacing a car in some way because of the way/place that they parked in.
Office worker 1:
Did you see what happened in the parking lot today? some disabled guy drove over our boss's car with a tank for parking it in a handicapped spot!
Office Worker 2: Yeah, that's a nasty Russian Parking Ticket.
by Scaryfedoraman August 5, 2011
a white Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into the wood of their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma January 30, 2012
a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma February 29, 2012
a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door. the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma May 26, 2012