Scrump

To aggressively wash one’s ass, or the ass of a trusted friend.

After my week-long camping trip I couldn’t wait to take a shower and scrump out my butt hole.

by Miquelito6233 March 06, 2023

Scrump

Combines scum and Trump. Perfect description for the sack of shot in the White House as well as his sycophantic followers.

There was a real scrump in the store yesterday -- Donald Trump shirt and everything. I think the scumbag left a slime trail behind him.

by Dharma Midget April 18, 2018

Scrump

to have sexual intercourse, and/or are "scrumping"

"hey baby wanna scrump?"

by ImSpecialKYo December 07, 2009

Scrump

Too have sexual intercourse

OOOOO....I wanna scrump that fine peice off a** over there

by Audie January 11, 2006

Scrump

A male or female who has no clue. Completely out of the loop on life and helpless. One who lacks confidence/success/carisma/hygene/common sense. Needs direction.

He went to the gym today with holes all in his socks...what a SCRUMP!

My husband has skidmarks in his underwear, so scrumpy.

by bdyke January 29, 2015

Scrump

A term for a shriveled or scrunched up scrotum.

If it gets any colder I'm gonna get scrumped!

by Mr ShuvNStuff September 01, 2018

Scrump

Doing something highly unnecessary. Being annoying

I'm going to write all the emojis in the world!
Your just a scrump if you kick me one more time

by Maditine July 29, 2017