schumm 

an extremely good looking kid.

That kid is so schumm.

schumm by schummy November 22, 2006

Schumm 

An extremely soft and low life thief of a human

Son, don't ever act like a Schumm

Schumm by TheRealist420 February 22, 2018

Schumm 

A family that has been inbred over decades. Most inbred Schumm’s came to America in 1837. A schumm classifies itself as a German but is from Jewish descent. A person of Schumm descent is very easy to spot out by them being very skinny and extremely large noses. Most Schumm’s built nazi concentration camps around WWII.

Gross you’re family is Schumm’s!!

Schumm by Kingmando June 15, 2025

Amy Schumer

The definition of cringe.

Bus: (crashes)
Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career.

Amy Schumer by AxolotlGod February 1, 2021

Amy Schumer

is not funny.

And if you honestly think Amy Schumer is funny...

Amy Schumer by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020

Amy Schumer Theory

The theory that Amy Schumer's existence brings down the humor levels of the entire female gender.

I don't believe in Science, I believe in the Amy Schumer Theory.

Amy Schumer Theory by genderfenderbendergander May 2, 2021

Amy Schumer

A animal that steals jokes and is a whale

Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.

Amy Schumer by ReadyLife November 17, 2018