beacon

The one extremely hot chick in your office that is otherwise fugly excluding her.

"Damn, everybody we work with is not attractive. There's nobody worth even hitting on at the company holiday party."
"Don't forget about Jamie, that beacon in the payroll department."

by OpenForBiz January 23, 2015

Beaked

Getting a rim job from someone with an abnormally large nose.

I got beaked by this person and I swear they hit my prostate.

by ZombieSpike July 11, 2014

Beano

A British comic magazine

John spent the whole of yesterday reading his Beano

by qawsedrt September 12, 2016

Dr.Beak

Dr. Beak is recognisable from his beaklike mask, cowboy hat and long cape.

He likes to sneak a bit of cannabis in his beak to relax on his daily excursions.

There is a 'Fit Boys' vampire porn in one of the pockets of his cape.

He wears Rudolph novelty socks.

He was created by two mooks

Fact: A bat urinated on him.

He has a Swedish accent and no friends apart from his boyfriend, Stella, who works in the local brothel.

"Do you vant fries with that?"
"Uh - yes please Dr.Beak!"

by Alimoook December 30, 2007

Duck Beak

a man or women who likes penis up their nose

last night she begged me to give it to her up her nose cos she's a duck beak

by X8 dictionary June 12, 2011

the beano

bit of crap to scoop up dog shit with.

a person is walking down the road and sees a bit of shit. He thinks 'hmmm, good job i've got my beano with me. i'll clear that up!2

by ted November 12, 2003

Beak

Slang for Cocaine. Also Llello(Yeyo), Charlie, White, Posh and Ching.

" Sorry about kickin off over 'how many nipples dogs have' before, it was the Beak, I'm doin' too much recently "

by John Gaskell March 7, 2004