bit of crap to scoop up dog shit with.
a person is walking down the road and sees a bit of shit. He thinks 'hmmm, good job i've got my beano with me. i'll clear that up!2
by ted November 12, 2003
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a bean that was fused with Thanos making the ultimate lifeform BEANOS
by juusha August 5, 2019
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Beanos is the most powerful character in all of the imaginative world of Marvel. Have you ever heard of Galactus, the destroyer of worlds, who literally eats worlds for breakfast. Well Beanos can completely obliterate Galactus's entire family with the blink of an eye. You should be afraid, because Beanos may seem cute and harmless, but he is the most evil being to ever live.
Random Human On Street: What in the world? Awww it looks so cute. Who's your owner little buddy?
Beanos: How dare you asume someone owns me!
Random Human On Street: Ahhhh. You can speak? Get away from me! *starts running away*
Beanos: *looks at human running* You are pitiful! *blinks* (Random Human On Street running away disintegrates)
Beanos: This is my world! Everyone, Bow down to me!
by SkornflieBass December 2, 2019
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This is slang for a "lads' trip" away on the piss...kind of like a stag-do, but there's no need for anyone to get married. Any excuse will do....
Goin on a beano with the lads to well tanked on last's years beano, and plan to do so again..
by Oli July 7, 2004
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The god and leader of Beanism. Beanos is the one who will save us from the fortnite players as they should be eradicated. He likes baked beans but will smite those who like kidney beans
Man: I almost died last night, I almost met Beanos. Man2: That would have been lit fam
by Beanism Co-founder January 22, 2020
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a kidney bean standing upwards that is purple and has humanoid features
Matt : bruh when i have sleep paralasis i always see beanos looking me in my eyes

John : deadass?
by Yicholas September 1, 2019
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British colloquialism for "beanfeast"; a party, festival, celebration, always with food. An enjoyable good time.
We're having the company beano at Nicole's place this year.
by Lord John Whorfin October 2, 2013
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