Dr.Beak 

Dr. Beak is recognisable from his beaklike mask, cowboy hat and long cape.

He likes to sneak a bit of cannabis in his beak to relax on his daily excursions.

There is a 'Fit Boys' vampire porn in one of the pockets of his cape.

He wears Rudolph novelty socks.

He was created by two mooks

Fact: A bat urinated on him.

He has a Swedish accent and no friends apart from his boyfriend, Stella, who works in the local brothel.

"Do you vant fries with that?"
"Uh - yes please Dr.Beak!"

Dr.Beak by Alimoook December 30, 2007

Dr Beak's Chicken 

Possibly the worst name for a fried chicken restaurant I have ever known. It exists somewhere in London, although I can't remember exactly where. If anyone has a photo, please add it.

'Hey dude, I'm starving'

'Let's head down to Dr Beak's Chicken and get some wings'

'Are you crazy?'

Dr Beak's Chicken by Jim Birtwisle January 12, 2008