Slerp

the sound of fellatio and cunnilingus

I can’t wait to slerp you 😉

by P&F, GT, GA. Tick, tick, tick January 20, 2025

Speep

verb

To sleep and feel like you are withering away

I speeped all day long and now I’m nothing but a shell.

by professional speeper March 10, 2025

serphphobic

serphphobic isn’t a real thing, it is simply just a made up username.

hey look! it’s user serphphobic!

by serphphobic April 6, 2025

Speep Sociology

A typo-turned-term for the specific study of social dynamics that occur in the liminal, semi-conscious state between "sleep" and "deep." It's the analysis of the mumbled conversations you have with your partner at 3 AM, the logic of dreams where your coworker is also a penguin and it makes perfect sense, and the etiquette of pretending you didn't hear your roommate come in at 4 AM. Speep sociology acknowledges that a significant portion of human communication happens when at least one party is technically unconscious.

*Example: "According to speep sociology, my agreement to 'buy a boat and move to Aruba' at 2:17 AM is not legally binding, despite my partner's insistence that I 'seemed very sure about it' at the time. I was clearly in a speep-induced state of poor decision-making."*

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026

Serphepholus

A damned-sexy, hot lady cop from Peel.

"That officer looks serphepholus today."

by CommanderGratton July 24, 2025

Snerp

To take someone else's thoughts, statements, work, intellectual property and to present it as your own.

That dude totally snerp'ed my ideas to make himself look smart!

by Jaguara May 2, 2025

Spelpdesk

Helpdesk´s special team consisting of down and autistic people where your call will be transfered if you wont stop being fuckin retarded.

Person 1: Did you finished the ticket?
Person 2: No, its down with Spelpdesk

by CZEITGUY October 22, 2025