afraid of incel men named seth; specifically, men named seth with a small penis.
"i dunnoman, he was listening to "Undone- The Sweater Song" just the other day... i think what really made me sethphobic was his 2 inch weewee. shit's nasty"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).