Nail his/your pecker to a fence post. 

Means one of two things.
1:Something one guy tells another to make a point.
2:A type of crucifixion where you are tranfixed to a fence post by having your pecker nailed to it where you will have to stay till you die or someone comes along to rescue you.

1:Hears the keys to my car.Put a dent in it and I a nail your pecker to a fence post.
2:There's that queer again.Lets nail his pecker to a fience post.
And that is the meaning of nail his/your pecker to a fence post.

Nail his/your pecker to a fence post. by Deep blue 2012 January 9, 2010

phone pecker 

A person who is constantly looking at and poking they're phone, no matter where they are, while not listening to someone while they are talking.

Stop being a phone pecker and listen to me.

Hey phone pecker how's your fingers?

Get ya beak out of ya 5S ya phone pecker.

phone pecker by Jay Lebel June 19, 2014

Peeping Pecker 

When your dick comes out of the hole in your boxers inexplicably or when you can see the outline or bulge or your dick while wearing any kind of athletic shorts or sweatpants.

Hey dude you might want to stuff some toilet paper in your shorts cause you have a pretty bad Peeping Pecker.

Hey make sure you have a blanket tonight you don't want to have your parents see you with a Peeking Pecker in the morning.

Peeping Pecker by Freebirdzack January 12, 2015

tiny pecker syndrome 

The condition in which a person or people will try to associate desirability with selves to compensate for lack of natural desirability.

After a panel of psychologists psycho analyzed the Canadian people the found the civilization would try to surround themselves with desirable people or objects because everything about Canadians is pathetic. Upon realizing it was natural inadequacies they coined the term tiny pecker syndrome. (TP'S) because Canadians are about useful as toilet paper.

The canadians still live with TP'S (tiny pecker syndrome)

tiny pecker syndrome by Orobos666 July 7, 2016

Knat Pecker 

The diameter of a nanometer a nanometer is smaller than a hair dna which it's penis is fucking small as fuck. Knat are about the size of 4 pieces of hair and is small af

David pecker is the size of a knat's pecker. The knat pecker is the size of a nanometer.LOL

Knat Pecker by Gtakiller341 June 23, 2018

puny pecker 

He has extreme nose powers however his genitals are microscopic tamed by none other than the aesthetic one he is only defensive about his peepee when aesthetic is in range

Hey look puny peckers existing again eww

puny pecker by Beathan belms January 2, 2019

The Double Pecker

The act of one guy who sits on another guys shoulders and they both pee into the same urinal.

When one guy says "i have to pee", and another guy says "me two" the first guy sits on top of the second guy's shoulders and they both pee into the urinal at the same. Thus commencing the Double Pecker In most cases the 2nd guy is wearing a red sox hat and probably gay.

The Double Pecker by dude29 November 4, 2012