Left-Squeezed

Missing a green left-turn arrow because you are blocked from entering the left turn lane by stacked traffic at a stoplight.

I got Left-Squeezed because the spaced-out douche in the Camry wouldn't move up enough for me to squeeze my rig into the turn lane.

by Bernankified May 28, 2011

Left lane

The lane that is always under attack

"Attack left lane!"

"Left tower is under attack!"

"Left tower has been destroyed."

by Onandonandomnom April 15, 2021

DC Left

A driving maneuver where you take a left turn as soon as a red light turns green without giving way to oncoming traffic.

DC refers to Washington DC where the driving move is especially popular.

We're in a rush bro, get ready to DC left it!

by Ruborcalor May 24, 2021

Left of Ways

when 2 or more cars stop at an intersection, and you envoke the right of ways, letting the car to your right pass, but the car to your right waits until you go instead. very irritating if you're a polite driver trying to get somewhere fast

geez, someone held me at the stop sign. i let him go, but he pulled a Left of Ways and wouldn't go until i did!!

by Dstick March 2, 2007

left behind

a song by Slipknot that owns

as i close my eyes, i feel it all slipping away

we all got left behind, we let it all SLIP AWAY!

by tha truth teller July 25, 2006

I left

When something is so funny that you could just leave the room.
Usually spoken after hysterical laughter.
South Jersey slang.

After a moment of intense laughing, "I left!".

by 6Svart6Metallz6 March 30, 2010

Jeff to the Left

"Jeff to the Left" is a poker card game similar to "screw your neighbor". Each player must start with 3 sets of poker chips - (usually valued at a dollar each). The dealer deals 1 card to all players face down and the player with the lowest hand (Ace-low, King-high) must pay 1 of their 3 sets of poker chips. The twist to the game is the person immediately to the left of the dealer starts the action by stating their card is good or they can trade this card to the person to their left and that person can trade to the person to his left and so on. A player with a King does not have to trade their card even if the person to his right demands it. If the card makes it's way to the dealer, the dealer may select the top card on the stack. If there is a tie for the lowest card, both players must throw in one chip each. If the dealer is eliminated, the player to his left becomes the new dealer. Last player remaining takes the pot.

My favorite poker card game is "Jeff to the Left".

by Defcon 4 and waiting June 10, 2010