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felons and retards in blue 

(n.) A derogatory reference to bandwagon fans of the L.A. Dodgers or Dallas Cowboys. Most particularly those hopeless souls that are fans of BOTH the Dodgers & Cowboys that do not (nor have they ever) live(d) in the home region of either team, yet make up for their lack of geographical closeness by excessively annoying those fans of local teams by proclaiming their team(s) are #1 in spite of a lack of credulity to their claims.

Most are know criminals (felons) and/or clinically diagnosed mentally ill (retards) that live outside the L.A. or Dallas areas and are misguided hangers-on to past decades when those teams may have had a modicum of talent and/or luck. Their illogical & persistent affiliation with the team is most directly attributed a missing chromosome that also appears to result in excessive body tattooing, domestic violence, binge drinking, bed-wetting, drooling and an unexplained need to wear over-sized and excessively dark sunglasses (maybe out of embarrassment).

Both groups are made up of delinquents, reprobates, malcontents, and blow-hards that are the scourge of all true sports fans. Extreme cases are evidenced by a trip to their "mecca" (stadium) to demonstrate their loyalty & obtain a pathetic photo of them wearing a blue team jersey while holding up one finger that they can later post as a testament to their senseless dedication.
Daughter: Daddy, what's a synonym for loser?

Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the felons and retards in blue or bluetards.

Daughter: Do you mean the Dodger fans or the Cowboy fans?

Father: Yes.

Sometimes abbreviated FARIB
Also see fucktards or bluetards

Big Blue Dommed

Destroying a college dorm toilet so badly that the janitors cry every morning before they enter. Also, the neighbors yell "there goes another one" every time their fatasses even takes a glimpse towards the bathroom. This 4X4 Italian fat ass leaves the toilet looking like a shit bomb from Pearl Harbor when he's finished.
The janitor exclaimed," God fucking damnit, the toilet just got big blue dommed and I'm the only one on duty."
Big Blue Dommed by BBD May 14, 2018
Being a blue means you are new/unexperienced player in a usually pay to win game. Mostly used on the discord bot named "slotbot" that is in about 120.3k servers.
Friend 1: Can you give some money in this game please?

Friend 2: bro you are such a blue get your own money
A blue by The discord-addicted guy December 7, 2020

once in a blue moon 

Stephan will come to the office once in a blue moon.
once in a blue moon by yurmix February 20, 2018

brown eye blue

the discoloration of the bung hole after anal sex
After pumping away in her ass all night, Andrew turned her brown eye blue.
brown eye blue by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

Project Blue Beam 

End of world, conspiracy, or hoax. A mass plan supposedly carried out by our government and NASA to enslave all the dumb people of this world into thinking that their messiah has come, or an alien invasion has occured. through the useage of holograms beamed in from sattelites in geo synchronous orbit. google it decide for yourself
Project Blue Beam is like the 9/11 conspiracies but this one concerning 2012 it all sound very Y2K.
Project Blue Beam by hope4p3ac3 August 21, 2009

electric blue 

electric blue is an emotion people used to have in the 80s. it was similar to today's version of being emo, but instead of writing in your blog or cutting your arms up, you would want to dance around your bedroom to power ballads, most notably 'electric blue' by icehouse.
i'm so electric blue right now. i don't know whether to get out my cyndi lauper records or sit on the couch and cry over 'children of a lesser god'.
electric blue by malloryk September 13, 2010