Noodle Wang

A penis that is elongated, thin and wiggly. The phallic antithesis and arch nemesis of a chode.

Wow Fred, you've got a serious noodle wang on you. Be careful you don't poke someone's eye out with it.

by Barbarina August 31, 2023

cooter noodle

When a girl has a tampon string hanging out of her vagina.

I can see that girls cooter noodle.

by awesomimicals February 15, 2010

zeus noose

your masturbaiting hand/s.

guy 1: quit hyper extending my wrist dude, you might break my zeus noose.
guy 2: (releases quickly)

by TheSlimJimDude August 24, 2010

p-nood

Abbreviation for a pot noodle, a tasty noodle snack in a pot. Just add water

Man I'm sooo hungry, could really do with a p-nood right now

by Tyhannahsaurus December 13, 2010

potassium noodle

A yellow fruit that is shaped like a male human noodle. This can often be filled with potassium packed white substance. Also known as a banana.

Kristen loves eating potassium noodles.

by krizzletizzle October 14, 2014

clitoral noogie

When you are triple knuckling a girl, rubbing back and forth vigorously.

"I got her in bed and gave her the clitoral noogie."

by noahandmeagan January 12, 2015

K’noodled

When you have taken so much Ketamine you feel like a noodle.

When a person is k’noodled they may also feel like a whacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-man.

“Shouldn’t have taken that last bump, I’m so k’noodled right now”

“Man I was so k’noodled last night”

by Flüf January 3, 2019