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Attitude 

A mental posture regarding unwillingness to produce results to your 'Dude' friends
Attitude...As in "Don't worry...I'm At it dude"
Attitude by logo man April 8, 2017

titti attack 

1. to bitch, complain, and complicate something very little
1. Sean was having a titti attack on the bus because he forgot his homework.

2. Mr. Nolan was having a titti attack because i threw a pencil in class.
titti attack by Nobizzle December 9, 2007

1-10 Attractiveness Scale 

The scale you're supposed to use when someone asks to be rated on social media, 10 being perfect, 1 meaning you wouldn't touch the person with a 10 foot pole.

Entertaining game to play with your mates or squad, using the scale on people walking by.

10 - Perfect or near perfect physical appearance and personality.

9 - 1 or 2 small things you don't like about them, but still they're hot as fuck.
8 - Multiple small things wrong with their appearance, but doesn't impact your want for them to a great extent.
7 - Solidly attractive, usually have the best personalities.

6 - Deeeecent.
5 - Meh, this commonly includes people with nice bodies, but ugly faces or vice versa. (See Jillian Michaels
4 - Bangable, if intoxicated enough.
3 - 1 or 2 good qualities. Maybe if you were paid enough ?
2 - Would not bang. Ugly inside and out.
1 - Repulsive in just about every way, you avoid this person because you either feel bad, or don't want to catch the ugly. Someone you couldn't be paid enough to sleep with.
Trent - I use the 1-10 Attractiveness Scale to determine who's hot and who's not lol.

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Willy - Dude, I just smashed with Katelyn, she's a fucking 10.

Travis - Tru dat.

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Brady - Reagan is hot, but she's not perfect, she's like a 7.

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John - Damn bro, Lindsey is looking hot right now..

Carter - John you're wayy too drunk, she's a solid 4.

John - Maybe you're right, I'll put a bag over her head.

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Mikey - Damn, AmyLyn is a fucking ugly slut bitch. Face full of acne, pube forest pussy, 150 pounds overweight, she the whole package of ugly. She got the personality of a moody humpback whale during its time of the month, but with her it's all the time. You couldn't pay me to hit that sack of shit.

attripulous 

1. The quality of being one's favorite
2. Magical, incredible, amazing, awesome
Randy is the most attripulous person ever.
attripulous by VAs4luverz February 14, 2006

Attention Deficit Radio Disorder (ADRD) 

A form of Attention Deficit in which suffers zone out while listening to the radio, only to be jolted back to consciousness when a truly awful song has hit the radio or their playlist. While this often occurs in a public audio forum of some sort – in an office cubicle, at party they are hosting, or in the car on a date; acute embarrassment is also experienced by those listening to a personal device through headphones, or listening to music while alone.

More typical still, is that the song is more than halfway through before the ADRD sufferer realizes – heightening the feeling of embarrassment or confusion at having been caught listening to Richard Marx/Vanilla Ice/Journey/Ricky Martin/The Baha Men, the Electric Slide, or country and western music for a number of minutes.

It should be pointed out that triggers for ADRD vary widely person to person, and clique to clique.
John knew his Attention Deficit Radio Disorder (ADRD) had again affected his chance of being taken seriously at work - he didn't realize until his boss was walking past his cubicle, that Smoke Two Joints by Sublime was cranking on his speakers.

attacking peru 

I walked into Johnny's room, and you know what he was doing?! He was attacking peru!