AT&T'd 

Pronounced Ahhh Tee and Teed. The opposite of being an Evangelist or fan of a company, product or service. Indicates consistent dissatisfaction and poor customer service.

I can't believe the service at the Restaurant we were AT&T'd!

AT&T'd by 26Dot Two January 26, 2010

AT&T'd 

(Verb) ....getting no customer service at all. Passed around from one telephone number to the next, to the next, and being put on hold forever, and not getting any of the informatoin you're requesting.

"Oh no we can't answer that. You need to call this number, please hold........."
"Oh that is all handled thru this telephone number, but you need to call back during bussiness hours"
"I'll get my supervisor to call you back as soon as he/she get's back"

"Dude I just got AT&T'd by my local cable company"

AT&T'd by qn.harpy September 8, 2011

AT&T'd 

A Major League Baseball batter who hits a long ball to the deepest parts of AT&T Park in San Francisco, only for the ball to careen off the wall or be caught by an outfielder, denying what would be a home run in almost any other ballpark. Usually used to describe hits by visiting players. Phrase coined by the San Francisco Giants' announcing team, made up of Jon Miller, Dave Flemming, Duane Kuiper, and Mike Krukow.

"Upton hits one high and deep to right-center field! Pence is going back and....it's off the bricks! Pence plays the ball on a hop and throws it in to the cutoff man, Upton into second with a double!"
"Upton just got AT&T'd. That's a home run at Turner Field in Atlanta."

AT&T'd by Boarderdudeman May 12, 2013

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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

AT&T Death Hold 

When at&t gives you a phone that looks good in the commercials, then you get it and find out that AT&T stripped down the best features of it, added their own crappy apps that are non-deletable, and crippled it (made it insanely harder to unlock or "root")

Person 1: Dude, I just got the Xperia x10 from at&t.
Person 2: Really?! I heard it was a cool phone, what's it like?
Person 1: Its stupid. It's got the stupid AT&T Death Hold on it. I tried everything and it just doesn't work through the Death Hold
Person 2: Aw, that really sucks, man. That's At&T for ya.

AT&T Death Hold by ethomas94 February 20, 2011

T.G.T.D.A.T.I.F. 

When you just can't find your way to Friday fast enough: Thank God The Day After Tomorrow Is Friday

Golly gee willickers Tom, I'm sure glad it's T.G.T.D.A.T.I.F.

T.G.T.D.A.T.I.F. by thefisher77 August 14, 2009

Don't @ Me (Don't At Me) 

Expression: Similar to "No offence" or "Not for Nothing", "Don't @ me" literally means don't mention my name in a tweet, comment, etc., but is usually used in pretext of something predicted by the presenter to be offensive to a social audience of a specific type.

Origins: In our internet culture of 2017, saying things that don't align with popular opinion traditionally result in a lot of comments directed back to the original poster, usually accomplished by the commenter typing @<name> of original poster.

Youtuber: "Don't @ me, but green people really do look...green" - Probably offensive to people who'd rather be called "Jade".

Twitter:

EastWestStudent_15: "Don't at me, but the only thing worse than West East's QB is East West's QB" -Probably offensive to anyone who attends this guys school w/ a lot of school pride or knows the QB. This sort of thing...

Direct Message (DM):

User1: <Insert offensive pickup line / joke / whatever here>

User2: Don't @ Me

(In this case, User 2 is literally telling User1 not to message them. This term can be used this way on a more personal level)

Twitter Mention:

User1: " @user2 I heard you were talking shit at the mall. I'm going to beat that ass."

User2: "@user1 I wasn't talking any shit! Ask @user3, she was there the whole time!"
User 3: "@user2 uh uh don't @ me bitch. I wasn't at the mall."
(In this case, user 3 has request that user 2 not mention her name or bring her into the fight, because she isn't willing to help)

Don't @ Me (Don't At Me) - Written because UD Validation needs updating, and I can't post this without what i'm sure is a regex of the word being in defined.

Don't @ Me (Don't At Me) by CPL_Sal October 21, 2017