dab of ranch

a huge, breath-taking hit off a dab

Hey bro I just took a dab of ranch, I'm sooo gone.

by clinton4prez January 24, 2017

Mattress Ranch

Another name for semen.

After I am done tossing your salad, I am going to coat it with my mattress ranch.

by Sir. Ted March 15, 2011

labenese ranch

A shawarma sauce.

Shagia khala takes ppl to labenese ranch.

by kayhaan meer September 15, 2023

Hidden valley ranch

The jizz in between the cleavage

Jessie loves the hidden valley ranch given by her boyfriend

by Pedobear2302 February 14, 2017

operation ranch hand

when you have just finished masturbating and you have ranch all over your hand

Oh shit, i forgot to clean the ranch off my hand.

by G-sus March 11, 2004

meanwhile, back at the ranch

In a story, it means,"Meanwhile, in another part of the story,"and has nothing to do with ranches.

Timmy put the finishing touches on his painting. Meanwhile, back at the ranch , Lolita was finishing her cake.

by Newbia May 4, 2004

Dude Ranch

The "Dude Ranch"

The sexual move by which the male is having sex with the woman from behind ('doggy style'), as the male is about to ejaculate, he burns the female in the small of her back, and pull out to extinguish the burn.

This is called the "dude ranch" because it parallels the process brand cattle.

"I gave Natalia the dude ranch last night"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."

by BallsMcCoy January 21, 2010