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1 definition by
Sir. Ted
1
Mattress Ranch
Another
name
for
semen
.
After I am done
tossing
your
salad
, I am going to coat it with my
mattress ranch
.
by
Sir. Ted
February 28, 2011
Get a
Mattress Ranch
mug for your bunkmate Jerry.
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