cranthered

:Messed up

:state of being completely inebriated

:wrong, or totally fucked

John thought he was sober enough to drive, but after wrecking his car he realized that he was cranthered.

by I_AM_CORK July 24, 2015

cranola

When you fart and burp at the same time

That bean burrito made me cranola

by Camstatis October 20, 2015

crank n clean

Crank n clean is the act of jacking off into your hand and mixing it with hand soap and using it as shampoo when shampoo is not available. Cheap efficient and it works!

Rory: I am out shampoo

Chris: Crank n clean it!!

Rory: Great idea!!!

*15 minute later*

Rory: That felt incredible and look at the natural shine in my hair!!

by Itsruaridh December 2, 2015

crank the yank

Another way of saying jerking off masturbating

Cole was in the bathroom cranking the yank. Crank the yank jacking off

by Wile-e coyote January 9, 2017

Crank the mustard

A better term for a good ol fashion handjob.

Hey man did she crank the mustard last night?

by Jcfire233 November 9, 2017

Cranial faggotry

An extremely gay head.

Geez, look at the cranial faggotry on that bloke.

by UbiquitousLatin September 24, 2019

Cranbourne secondary

A place to learn nothing and be harassed beatin and robbed buy the “eshays”

Hey look the police are everywhere it must be a police station oh never mind it’s Cranbourne secondary

by Wenis toucher October 12, 2019