Flap Jacket

See "Flap"

A flap jacket is a condom, but not just any condom... You must refer to pussy as flap in order to call a condom a flap jacket.

Flap :: Pussy
Flap Jacket :: Condom

"My roommate was digging through all my drawers, cause he was out of flap jackets"

"Melissa might be a keeper. She doesn't mind football, loves Old Chicago and doesn't make me wear a flap jacket"

by Dirk Daddy August 18, 2011

Flap Rash

The reddening and abrasion of the (skin) from your (wrist) to (armpit) caused by placing ones' (fist) and (arm) through an access (hole) in a flight surface.

Damn Bruce, Nice case of Flap Rash, I haven't seen it that bad since Bob oversized nine holes.

by Crazy Richard February 11, 2005

flesh flap

Slang term used to describe the dangling labia of a woman's vagina.

I licked that skank's flesh flap for about 45 minutes last night

by Tony S. June 18, 2004

The Flap

A condition where a girl has a pussy so loose you can fit a damn watermelon in it. It also usually smells of dead fish and generally has lips that sag out of her pants.

George: Dude I totally banged Megan last night!
Ryan: Wtf dude she has the flap!

by BDJ8961 January 10, 2013

flap jacked

To fart or flatulate on a person's leg.

My boyfriend flap jacked me, and it smelled terrible.

by A. Hermann February 9, 2007

twat flap

The flap of a woman's vagina. A derogatory word to call somebody who is pissing you off.

"Shut your fucking mouth, you stupid twat flap!"

by Kizzle82 May 28, 2007

flaps bag

A woman who enjoys the company of more than one man at a time. May also refer to an ex-girlfriend.

Dave: Guess who I saw in the club the other day?
Mike: Who?
Dave: That cheating flaps bag ex of mine!
Mike: Ohhhhh my days!

by The Big Man AC Slater December 29, 2010