beancat 

one who sits at bus stops eating beans in the raw while having whiskers and a black nose drawn on her because she believes she is indeed a feline. If you so dare make fun of her she WILL turn into a raging tiger and eat one of your limbs. One unfortunate young man ended up with a rod through his head, yes, he is still alive, but lives a cave in far off land called Aveyron and rocks helplessly back and forth...back and forth. Watch out for beancats, they're fierce, dangerous, and yet ever so cuddly. The only beancat repellents worth trying are: takenuts, had cream, and soup worms. If you don't know what these are, you're down. Beancats are only found on 7 continents so they're pretty rare, but if you happen to hear their blood-curdling prrrrr.....RUNAWAY!!!

boy: hey cutie can i sit by you while i wait for the bus?
beancat: prrrr.....
boy: why do you have whiskers drawn on your face....wait minute...girl at bus stop, with whiskers, eating raw beans...holy shit you're a BEANCAT!! RUNAWAY!!!
beancat: ROAR!
boy:(throwing takenuts and soup worms at her) AHHH my arm!!
beancat: (gets hit with a takenut and collapses) meow.
boy: stupid beancat.

beancat by Tandy Torn Jan November 9, 2007

Beaning 

The act of inserting baked, kidney or mungo beans into another person's anus, following by them farting them out with force, then eating them. A popular sexual practice amongst homosexuals.

Hey Gary, fancy a beaning tonight?

Beaning by Popsicle polly February 24, 2018

Wanna-Beaner

Mostly Harmless Racial Slang For a person (Most of the time caucasian) Who Thinks,Acts,Dresses And Immitates a latino...or beaner ..but is indeed of a different race.

"whoah ...look at the tiny white girl in the J-Lo pants"

"can you say Wanna-Beaner"

Wanna-Beaner by Elle H. September 23, 2008

Beanie 

A phrase coined by the illustrious Sirius Radio personality "Jason Ellis"

A beanie is when a man is recieving oral sex, and just before the power load is released, the female opponent directs the power load straight up into the air catching it on top of her head...If it goes to far and lands on the back of the head it is known as a "Mullet"

This hot chick with a nice donkey gave me a beanie last night.

Beanie by Eagle Cock December 17, 2008

magic beans

describes little rocks that work better than other little rocks

I want to grow a giant beanstalk, got any magic beans?
Not the kind that bear magical fruit, I toot enough already.

magic beans by PseudoHigh March 23, 2012

cool beans 

The first of a series of unnecessary and over-used catch-phrases when something happens to one's liking. The list goes as follows: Cool beans! Hot ice! Stolen diamonds! Pistol-packin' granny! Sinister Minister!

The "c" can also be stuttered to enhance the effect.

C-c-c-c-c-cool beans!

cool beans by Number J June 6, 2005

Cool Beans 

An exclamation of excitement, used primarily in the lat 80's

Origins:
Contrary to popular belief, the term "Cool Beans" originated because of a lawsuit in the early 80's between prior to then unheard of rapper "Kul Bheenz" and Wonder Snax, the Calafornia-based manufacturer of the "Cool Bean Dip Frozen Snak-Pak". an agreement was reached out of court, but due to extensive news coverage, the phrase stuck.

1 - "I found an awesome CD for only $4.99 at FYE"
2 - "Cool Beans!"

Cool Beans by KulBheenzFan27 April 26, 2009