beancat 

one who sits at bus stops eating beans in the raw while having whiskers and a black nose drawn on her because she believes she is indeed a feline. If you so dare make fun of her she WILL turn into a raging tiger and eat one of your limbs. One unfortunate young man ended up with a rod through his head, yes, he is still alive, but lives a cave in far off land called Aveyron and rocks helplessly back and forth...back and forth. Watch out for beancats, they're fierce, dangerous, and yet ever so cuddly. The only beancat repellents worth trying are: takenuts, had cream, and soup worms. If you don't know what these are, you're down. Beancats are only found on 7 continents so they're pretty rare, but if you happen to hear their blood-curdling prrrrr.....RUNAWAY!!!

boy: hey cutie can i sit by you while i wait for the bus?
beancat: prrrr.....
boy: why do you have whiskers drawn on your face....wait minute...girl at bus stop, with whiskers, eating raw beans...holy shit you're a BEANCAT!! RUNAWAY!!!
beancat: ROAR!
boy:(throwing takenuts and soup worms at her) AHHH my arm!!
beancat: (gets hit with a takenut and collapses) meow.
boy: stupid beancat.

beancat by Tandy Torn Jan November 9, 2007

beanbat 

When you don’t listen to DGR and you look up a word anyways

What is a Beanbat? Don’t look it up -DGRDave, 2020

beanbat by CPyro516 October 20, 2020

Freaky Bearcat 

Noun: University of Cincinnati Bearcat mascot that acts belligerent and twerks at Nippert Stadium during halftime.

Noun two: Anyone in Cincinnati that’s being a little freak.

Sterling~”Now that right there, is a freaky bearcat!”

Freaky Bearcat by TheFreakistBearcat January 15, 2022

Brancatti

A dude who tirelessly subscribes to dating websites in hopes of finding a soulmate. Brancatti's often morph their appearances like chameleons.

Dude, i caught my brother Brancatting on my laptop. He had mad messages from some totally tubular sluts.

Brancatti by pabloescobar212 May 2, 2008

Bearcat Clap 

The name for a supposed strain of chlamydia that originated in Maryville, MO.

I'm going to the 'ville tonight to get some pussy.

Watch out for skanks with the Bearcat Clap!

Bearcat Clap by handpluckedking May 21, 2009

Beancake 

1. Any cake, sweet or savoury, that counts beans among its chief distinguishing ingredients.

2. An individual, usually of short to medium height, burly build and unhealthy appearance, who bears some resemblance to a bean, and who in many cases has only the attractiveness and athletic ability of one. (Cf. Beefcake- an athletic, muscular person.)

3. (In science fiction) The largest and most powerful caste of Beanoid, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beancakes almost invariably occupy the upper echelons of Beanoid military hierarchy and are second only to Beanmasters in the level of authority they hold within Beanoid society.

Finding that the Cantonese-style red beancake was much to his liking, Jason ordered several more for the road

Tom, with his short stature, flabby build and unlovely appearance bore all the trademark characteristics of a beancake- an unfortunate fact which coupled with the starkly contrasting elegance and refinement of his associates meant he was often quickly dismissed as a possible partner by the women he would meet out on the town

The biggest and most aggressive form of Beanoid, Beancakes can be distinguished from others of their species not only by their imposing physique and strength, but also the excessively impressive weapons they heft and the indecorous kill-trophies with which they commonly festoon their armour

Beancake by Charlemagne1993 October 4, 2017

Lillo Brancato 

Very fine actor gone astray. See Sopranos, 'R' Xmas etc.

Lillo Brancato can act.

Lillo Brancato by sevenhn December 14, 2005