Headphone Zombie

When someone is wearing headphones and is completely unresponsive to the outside world. Headphone zombies often travel in packs, but rarely communicate or associate with one another. It is not yet determined whether they feed on brains or popular music, or both.

I drove through the University and nearly hit a pack of J-walking headphone zombies

by King_of_Tots November 3, 2015

Abercrombie Zombie

One of the many (millions) of clones and mindless copies of one another who can't think for themselves, so they shop at Abercrombie & Fitch in order to try and give meaning to their empty lives. What they need is to be able to make their own decisions, based on what they really like and need, not what they think that people will like them for.

Abercrombie Zombies should be destroyed.

by Kris April 24, 2003

Zombo

After smoking two to three bowls out of an otherwise epic sesh, they begin to gradually slip into a state of comatosis. While the rest of the group is stoned as fuck and having a great time, the zombo will wake up when the smoking method is passed to him, take their hit and then proceed to fall asleep.

The zombo will forever claim to not being zombod the entire time despite the fact they clearly were. They will claim to have heard what everyone just said but refuse to recite it.

Time has no bearing on the zombo, only weed. Immediately following a maximum of three bowls the zombo will begin to nod off and slip into unconsciousness as early as 4:30.

The zombo is an epidemic which must be defeated. Beware if anyone in your group of friends contracts this deadly disease. In fact, cut off all contact with them, for they will never be the same.

Everyone - "Matt LeDrew out of Oshawa, ON, stop being such a fucking zombo!"
Matt - ".........I...I was not shut up!"

by Disciples of Bjorge Slammin' December 10, 2009

Zombiepuff

Q T who plays World of Warcraft

Zombiepuff is a cute Priest!

by Undeadpriest April 30, 2009

zOMFGROFLMAO

z-OMFG-ROFLMAO

z-Oh My Fucking God Rolling On (the) Floor Laughting My Ass Off

-Bob : Hey Jimmy!
-Jimmy: Whut?!?
-Bob : Chickenbutt!
-Jimmy: zOMFGROFLMAO!!!!!!!
-Bob : ^^"

by AppOMG! December 17, 2009

Zombie Hit

When you have passed out from smoking. But suddenly when its your turn in the roto you become only conscience enough to smoke before going back to sleep. They never remember taking the hit the next morning.

"Damn hollie just woke up for a zombie hit"
"yah now shes going to pass out and never remember"

by HMW3434 October 23, 2009

ZombieChan

A "femanon" from the site 4Chan. She had a steam for about 2 months and then disappeared. Some say she is still lurking in the shadows of the internet. Others claim to have seen her on 4Chan here and there giving out advise.

Anon: B'aw, I don't know why my gf broke up with me!
ZombieChan: Where you a dick to her?
Anon: Sometimes...
ZombieChan: Well...there you go.

by havaranaman March 16, 2010