reality

How you perceive the world around you.

if someone perceives your poop-shoot and your mouth as the same thing then your an asshole

by Hawk February 14, 2004

Reality Television

Something gone so horribly wrong in television, people need to stop watching this stuff. Showcases a bunch of whiny idiots causing constant drama and strife among each other. Very rarely has that one guy who "gets it" and doesnt really talk throughout the whole show.

Rare reality television shows that I actually ever liked:

The surreal life.


Thats about it. Stop watching MTV.

by Not Zane September 4, 2004

realistic dong

A realistic dong is a latex replica of a guy's raging boner that he makes from a kit and uses to suck or fuck his own or another cadet's boy-hole.

My cadet roomie , Matt, likes to use his realistic dong on me whenever we have sex - feels like I'm being spit-roasted by the same cadet!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

reclinacoding

The act of writing computer code from the comfort of a recliner. Preferably using a laptop, usually later at night after your regular job.

I fell asleep last night reclinacoding.

by farkis May 20, 2009

RealLifeRT

Meaning "Real Life Re-Tweet".

When someone says something ridiculous or absurd that you wish to share with the world via twitter hashtag

Man 1: My armpits are as bald as a pre-pubescent vagina!
Man 2: I'm totally going to RealLifeRT (real life retweet that)!"
Man 2's twitter: #RealLifeRT My armpits are as bald as a pre-pubescent vagina!

by RossGirouard August 17, 2010

Reality Winner

A man or woman who wins a reality TV show.

"You see that Reality Winner on the news last night?"

by AKees June 6, 2017

Reality

Anything I want it to be.

"reality can be anything i want it to be"

-Thanos

by BigPurpleDudeFryChin March 20, 2019