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landed

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landed: its worked out well, everyting is sorted. Northern Ireland saying.
you got the job? youre landed now!
by monkeynator June 24, 2005
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Lanceling

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To Lancel is to pull your penis out of a woman and spray your seed on her belly. This is to prevent your seed from quickening in her womb.
Lanceling is the best contraceptive, dude.
by Onaan June 29, 2011
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Lacetti

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A mysterious spaceship claimed to be a model of the Chevrolet Lacetti. It is able to leave the Earth's atmosphere if 'it' (an alien) is inside the automobile. It is also meteor proof, so whenever a meteor strikes the vehicle, it just bounces off and brakes into smaller pieces.

Also Lacetti arrives like 1-2 hrs before it should actually arrive at a destination.
Yo, Vlad, Where is It?
Idk, Probably going home with Lacetti.

Yo, Vlad, I saw Lacetti parked on the street, eh!
It is only 2:30, It should have come only at 3:30!
by wanking December 14, 2016
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Laicee

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A Sweet smart girl who everyone likes. Usually tall and athletic. Likes all the boys but is not a hoe or slut. She's Strong and is not afraid of a fight if she believes in a cause.
Boy 1: dam is that laicee?
Boy 2: ya, she's sexy as a fox!
Boy 1: she's rocking that crop top!

Girl 1: I wish I was her.
Girl 2:who laicee?
Girl 3: ya, she can get anyone!

Laicee: hey boys.
Boy 1: dam mommy!
Boy 2: you got it going on girl!
Boy 3: let me get with that body!
by Volleyball lover 4 January 21, 2017
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Lace Up

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Made popular by Cleveland rapper Machine Gun Kelly, it means to step your game up and get ready to rage.
Three days til spring break in Cancun! LACE UP!
by Herak Obama March 12, 2011
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Lacee is the most beautiful girl you will ever see she has nice looks has curves and the best personality if you ever find a lacee you will want to hold on to her her friends are lucky to have her
Damn she is such a lacee she is hot, and nice
by Not tysen gumm November 15, 2018
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Lacerate

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To cut or rip at something, with a sharp weapon or claws. For other ways to mutilate people, see fustigate.
"He looked at me funny, so I lacerated his intestines"
by John Q Moron May 5, 2004
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