shmoove

A word invented upon the realization that "love" was inadequate to describe the feelings one person had for another.

I truly and deeply shmoove you from the bottom of my heart.

by Andy Van Ness July 1, 2005

shmoogle

A hug between a male and a female where the males arms are above the femalse shoyulders, the femal puts her arms under the males arms around the waist area, then rests her head in the groove near the males shoulder.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Shmook-ee-poo

a lover who is far beond your every imaginable reach

You is my shmook-ee-poo!

by Yasmin March 28, 2003

Shmoe

A guy who thoroughly enjoys getting his ass kicked by women. He sometimes will actually pay women to beat him and stomp on his balls and such.

"Look at that chick beating the shit out of that dude!"
"He paid her a Franklin to stomp his candy ass - he's a genuine shmoe."

by Stripah Vulcha October 25, 2012

shmonkey

A word used for describing a dinosaur/monkey creature.

AH! Look out! It's a shmonkey!

by Risa Anne May 18, 2006

Shmoebag

1. One who acts like a douche bag with the combination of having a cleft ass hole with some shmoe leeking from the dick inside of it.

2. Mr.Reynolds

Kevin: You know Mr.Reynolds?

Greg: You mean the shmoebag?

Kevin: Yes the shmoebag.

by Greg Brunner June 17, 2006

Shmoozer

Someone that uses other people for their benefit

bro #1: "you know he only wants you at the party so you can get him alcohol, he's a fuckin shmoozer."

by henryzz September 28, 2008