clock speed

adj. term used by ex-coder startup CEOs to make "speed" sound cooler.
1) We are demonstrating we are able to move with more clock speed than the rest of the organization

2) We've moved with great clock speed to deliver the project quickly.
by whatwouldyousayyoudohere October 24, 2018
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Accepted Speed

The speed that drivers really go on a road vs. the speed limit.
The speed limit on Coors is 45, but between Paseo and Montano the accepted speed is 60.
by PersonL October 25, 2010
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Speed Jerking

The act of jerking ones member at an unusually fast pace - hurried masturbation. Risk of injury can occur. Speed jerking should only be done in times of emergencies and/or used at ones discretion.
Pete can usually be found speed jerking at work in order to get to his next meeting on time.
by vandalny721 July 16, 2019
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Chipmunk on Speed

a very small and skinny person who is usually very hyper...(on speed) This person usually stays inside all the time, and enjoys their few waking moments in is the open. That is why this person is so hyper.
That idiot over there is such a Chipmunk on Speed.
by george kliwoski March 24, 2007
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speed of nir

the speed measured from the time you get to meet Nir, until the time you see his penis; is said to be faster than speed of light
the amount of time it took us to be disqualified since we had our awesome dance was faster than the Speed of Nir!!!
by Mr Nir February 20, 2013
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Speed and Shart

To rush to a location in a hurry under stress that causes the individual to shit themselves.
Tommy was in a rush to his friend's house and needed to fart. He forced it to hard and commited a speed and shart. After that he had to go home.
by backatyaneegro November 09, 2009
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