A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.
Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.
by heathcat June 15, 2019
Get the speeding-Jesusmug. by twackburn July 4, 2017
Get the speed walkmug. by StepfordKnife April 12, 2014
Get the Speed Camera'dmug. Someone who does not want to, by choice, or isn't allowed by someone else to drive fast on the road. They are waiting until the right time to experience speed.
by notAspeedvirgin April 25, 2019
Get the Speed Virginmug. a very small and skinny person who is usually very hyper...(on speed) This person usually stays inside all the time, and enjoys their few waking moments in is the open. That is why this person is so hyper.
by george kliwoski March 29, 2007
Get the Chipmunk on Speedmug. Tommy was in a rush to his friend's house and needed to fart. He forced it to hard and commited a speed and shart. After that he had to go home.
by backatyaneegro November 8, 2009
Get the Speed and Shartmug. 