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Private Bank account

Only those who own a private Bank can open this kind of account. Private banks do commercial business on paper only and do not tie assets to digital surveillance systems. There are no private online banks. Digital currency is all subject to the scrutiny of government regulators, private identity thieves, and scammers.

ALL DIGITAL CURRENCY IS SUBJECT TO BE SCRUTINIZED BY GOVERNMENTS. Bitcoin and all others included. You may hype it up and trade it among your friends all you want but you cannot eliminate the exchange rates that apply when cashing out or buying in.
My private Bank account is my freezer at home with a Bank balance of two gallons of frozen Blackberries having a net worth of whatever I may trade them for. Currently, Blackberry futures are still at $19.99 and holding steady. I am in this for the long run, and a Blackfoot redneck never gives up.
by Spiritual-Master January 30, 2022
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Skinny Privilege

It’s means since you’re skinny society automatically sees you better than bigger people, or accepts you better. When you’re skinny people see you as easier to approach, and would rather become friends with you than a bigger person. When people pick teams for sports they’ll pick a skinnier person even when the bigger person could be better. When it comes to jobs they’ll most likely pick a skinny person over a bigger person because they’re more ideal regardless of experience. Yes even when you’re skinny you can get shamed, or have insecurities, but you’re automatically more acceptable to others when it comes to weight.
“How come Lea got pick to go to the next round even thought Jayla is the better singer, and is more comfortable on stage?”

“Because she has Skinny Privilege, is automatically more acceptable for the way her body looks.”
by sensiblechick March 16, 2021
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Captain and his two privates

"What happened to him?"
"He had his captain and two privates decommisioned yesterday."
by Sandy VaJina September 6, 2005
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Private

Not for you to effing touch.
it's MINE.
this journal is PRIVATE

means

DONT FUCKING READ IT.
by ThatStarGirl June 7, 2009
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Private Number

A private number is a phone number that blocks its transmission so it cannot be displayed on ones phone, commonly used by telly marketers and gutless wonders who dont have the guts to show who they are.
"who was that trying to call you?, dunno private number"
by goy goy the great November 25, 2009
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Private ryan

when private ryan was coming back to his group,he didn't salute,walk with pride,or anything. he just jogged like if nobody was there. he had them so pissed off,that one guy said to another guy "told you he was an asshole"
by thablueprint786 May 29, 2010
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private

private is something that is not public
A Private School is a Fee Paying School
The middle and upper classes usually send their children to a Private School.
by St. Ias December 28, 2005
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