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The Desmond Complex

This is a psychological disorder that occurs when Desmond constantly states that he has to get off the phone with you because he has other more important matters to attend to.
Yeah, he said to be AGAIN... "Hey... I gotta let ya go". I'm starting to develop The Desmond Complex.
by Sassy Ramble December 3, 2021
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Stark complex

A dependency for technology, not unlike fictional inventor Tony Stark
"Your office is like an Apple store, enough already, you have a Stark complex"
by Onaeek May 27, 2018
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:3 complex

The need to be the most uwu and generally :3 person there is no matter the situation. Having an :3 complex means that you have an intense urge to have this personality, but unlike just being :3 always (like your actual main personality) or in appropriate situations behaving like it, a person with an :3 complex will literally do it quite randomly and for no apparent reason other than "its funny" or "im bored" or some other god forsaken event.f

Generally harmless and sometimes funny-ish but when it comes randomly at inappropriate times like in class or when you have a genuine concern it can be annoying.
student 1: "can you come with me and do something fun im really bored today"
student 2: "o-oh ehe~ iunno what to do, uwu nya!"
student 1:"syou have such an :3 complex, blocked"

student 3: "i dont feel like being here anymore, im really depressed and i feel like nobody wants me on this planet anymore"
student 4: "ehe~ im such a cute uwu cat, nya! purr, hehe!"
student 3: "i was contemplating staying on this planet but you are contaminating the air with your :3 complex"

teacher: "ok class turn to page 48 we are reading romeo and juliet"
student 5: "oh nooo nya! i dont wanna do this reading :3 we should all just be uwu, nya!"
student 6: "we are literally in english class stop being such an :3 complex"
by raidenlunari March 4, 2023
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Hero complex

Someone who always try’s to be the hero in a situation.
That Ahnaf boy has a hero complex.
by Samthecat October 13, 2022
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Haiden complex

When someone thinks they are well liked but in reality everyone hates them.
Ex

Guy 1: “Did you see Jacob?”
Guy 2: “He has such a haiden complex.”
by Katherineprez February 22, 2022
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Librarian's Complex

When a person puts on large unattractive glasses so that when they remove them they will look hotter by contrast.
Dang, that girl has a librarian's complex. I bet she looks so hot without those glasses and even hotter without the clothes.
by Winslow3317 April 29, 2020
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Monopoly Complex

A feeling someone has where they think everyone is playing Monopoly wrong once they themselves learn all the rules of the game.
John: I bet those people over there are playing Monopoly wrong. I could teach them the rules.

John 2: I think you have a Monopoly Complex

John 3: Get help
by Kid named Finger June 13, 2022
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