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shitpost status

The status reached when you upload many short, low-res, usually worthless videos that are presumably meant to be funny to YouTube, sometimes 20 or 30 a day. Pioneered by channels such as Preston Garvey and jjxmb.
I uploaded a ton of videoclips I found in a meme thread on Discord to youtube, so I guess I've reached shitpost status!

raptor status 

A high level of intoxication, pretty much black-out drunk, that you hold your arms and posture like a raptor and make groans and grunts.
Uh-oh! Billy is raptor status.

Hero Status 

When you or a friend be getting everyone of the opposite sex attracted and sprung. It's usually more of a term for guys, but women can be hero status as well. A stronger term for the word would be Superhero status
Kris: Look at you with all your women. You ain't even doing anything, they just coming to you!
Darrien: Yeah I don't know man, just keeping it hero status!
Hero Status by Kris Savvy August 26, 2009

Corn Status

Kids who drink excessively and are enthusiastic about stanced cars. Known for throwing the best parties, including (but not limited to) Layyeddd Out, Underwear-mustache parties and hotel ragers; it's not gay if it's Corn Status.
"I partied with Corn Status and all I got was a root canal"
Corn Status by C0RNSTATU$ August 15, 2012

Shitpost status

A format of low quality usually 2-3 second clips consisting of random humour pulled from the depths of discord channels, subreddits but never the person you'd see post it. This trend has been pioneered by such channels as guy with no creativity, in a valiant effort to gain a subscriber count and discord members. This format of video has made its way into the YouTube algorithm and thus is being abused for views.
Guy 1: Have you heard of Shitpost status?
Guy 2: yes, yes I have

top eight status 

A myspace term, much like the "away message status", top eight status is when you become so important to a person, that this Myspace user will put you on his/her list of "Top Eight," (Your Top Eight is visible to anyone that accesses your page)
David: Dude, I think Tracie is starting to like me.

Jesse: Bullshit man, she wouldn't give your ass the time of day.

David: No... Forreal, she put me on her top eight

Jesse: No way! You already got Top Eight status? Damn... she definitely wants your dick.
top eight status by Gruby21 July 16, 2008