split life

To live two different lives. One life that consists of secret fame, and the second is an average everyday life.

Tyler seems so quiet but look at how good he is with girls, he's livin that split life.

by The Weeknd November 3, 2014

Vertical Banana Split

A vertical (girl upside down, guy standing up) 69 with your choice of banana split topping: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.

The Vertical Banana Split: guy picks up girl and turns her upside down so pussy is in face, apply chosen topping, proceed to suck/lick each others genitals. nom nom nom nom :P :O

by showerlovers October 28, 2009

log splitter

When a girl wears a thong pantie, and takes a fat shit with it still on. Causing the shit log to split in half and form 2 logs of crap.

Nicole took a fat dump with her thong on, and the shit split into two logs. Now that is a log splitter

by TonyTheTiger7 November 19, 2007

split the whisker

women urinating

I'm off to split the whisker

by alexandra Montieth February 3, 2003

splitty

A '67 or earlier VW bus. Short for split-screen, named for windshield divided by a post.

I drive a GTI every day, but take my splitty to shows on the weekends.

by Nick Victim April 29, 2004

slither.io

A game that middle schools have become biologically connected to and is way better than english class.

wow even my english teacher is getting slither.io guess she must hate her class too

slither io games

by xXXErenismybitch360noscopeXXx May 17, 2016

split pee

phenomenon that occurs when you fail to urinate (usually due to passing out from all the booze) after sex and before going to bed. the following morning you wake up with spare amounts of dried up jism in your piss tube. unsuspectingly, you go stand over the toilet. out come the piss and it parts like a snake's tongue, usually totally missing the bowl.

after picking up some girl from last night's bar trip, I woke up this morning with some serious split pee that went all over Lee's bathroom wall.

by joelm November 11, 2005