flatster

An insultful way to call a cookie who does not originate from the Dream Lands of Cookie Run: Kingdom. Originates from the story episodes of Cookie Run: Kingdom 15-17 as originally used by Milky Way Cookie to describe Gingerbrave and his friends.

You flatsters, where did you get these tickets?!
Did you rob someone...?

by soup the creator February 23, 2025

Flusterbate

(verb) /fləs-tər-bāt/

To get so turned on mid-conversation that you lose track of what you were saying and just mentally check into an X-rated daydream.

She said “power dynamic,” and I flusturbated so hard I forgot my own name. Flusterbate.

by CtrlAltDeLICK March 26, 2025

flaterer

someone who likes to compliment a very attractive person / a form of flattery

well aren't you a flaterer

by sillygoosey March 27, 2025

flustercuck

A clusterfuck for people who can't spell

"This is a flustercuck!... Hold up, that doesn't sound right"

by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee1 July 6, 2025

flusterfuck

where you're flustered into a frustrated state

I'm just so flusterfucked because he/she called be beautiful/handsome

by luvbug.4.life September 14, 2025

Faster than slow

When someone snaps at you 3 times

He snapped at me 3 times saying "Faster than slow" as if I was going at a praying mantis pace

by Om .5 December 20, 2025

Psuedo Flasher

A psuedo flasher is someone who wears their nasty flesh coloured panties out of necessity (it's laundry day, all their other underwear was burnt in a house fire, etc) and the fly on their jeans is wide open. Usually they don't realize this for hours. Upon realization, the psuedo flasher can a)see the hilarity of the situation or b)be completely humilated and move to a different city/country/planet. Ideally a pseudo flasher would feel mildly horrified but mostly pleased.

Cheryl: Man, I was walking around the park all day long, I didn't realize I was being a psuedo flasher until I got home last night.
Jane: It's a hard knock life.

by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad February 21, 2011