flustercuck

1. The polite way to say clusterfuck.
2. The redness in the cheeks that occurs once you discover you've been cuckolded.

1. This election cycle is a real flustercuck.
2. John was flustercucked after he found out Sue cheated on him.

by MisterWhisper July 3, 2016

flustercuck

Alternate spelling for clusterfuck.

All those problems together just make a flustercuck I don't want to solve.

by pjdkoch August 7, 2016

flustercuck

when you cut yourself trying to cut mayonnaise because you think it’s a pickle

guy: I just flustercucked my finger, it really hurt
guy 2: oof been there done that

by SloppiToppionDaddy69420 April 22, 2021

Flustercuck

A Flustercuck is a clusterfuck you aren’t involved in yet. You are sitting in the corner, watching it happen. You know you’re going to have to get in there and it’s going to be a mess.

Bill’s doing Jaeger bombs and grinding on the bouncers girl. This is a total flustercuck.

by Scmookus May 13, 2019

FLUSTERCUCK

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by i76kjglkjg September 27, 2022

Flustercuck

An even more fucked up clusterfuck.

This motherfucking flustercuck in front of me doesn’t know how to drive for shit!

by O+C September 13, 2022

flustercuck

A clusterfuck for people who can't spell

"This is a flustercuck!... Hold up, that doesn't sound right"

by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee1 July 6, 2025