Titty Lasers

The vestigial defensive reflex of a female to compress her breasts, producing a high intensity laser, intended to ward off the opposite sex and nothing else

I tried to make a move on Lucy, but she chased me off with her titty lasers

by The Captian May 5, 2015

Titty Mungo

A woman who purposely draws attention to her large, round, meaty boobs. This is primarily done for male attention and there are no boundaries as to where the boobage is displayed (i.e. at work, kids birthday parties, funerals etc).

The titty mungo typically has a shrill or booming voice and cackles like a hyena in heat.

Person 1 "Did you see what she was wearing?"
Person 2 "Yes...a see through top with a balconette bra! Everyone can see her knockers!!"
Person 1 "What a titty mungo!"

by rave69uk September 8, 2015

titty tickler

When a girl titty tickles the life out of a fat guy with man bobbies for sum Reece's

Omg did y'all se that titty tickler at the park yesterday omg yassss I was like wtfff

by Thatcrazyboy168 January 4, 2017

Titty cums

The act of ejaculating multiple times on a females breasts to cover the entire chest and making the breast appear larger then they originally are due to the amount of semen on the female.

Female 1: "yeah girl he titty cums on me- girl I was so scared coz I thought the nigga was gonna die or som shitt"

Female 2: "mmhh nhh but girl did he turn yo titties to a d?"
Female 1: "nah girl he passed out 'for he could turn em in a C"

by Doc. DJ DICK February 8, 2017

titty ballsacks

Funny name for tits, which are essentially women's version of balls.

I punched her in her titty ballsack.

She had a rock set of titty ballsacks.

by C_ntface April 12, 2017

Titty Privileged

Having breasts large enough to flex with comfort. Someone who is titty privileged Shouldn’t need a push up bra and in turn proves they have privileged tittys.

Damn Marley only wears sports bras and they look huge she doesn’t even need a push up she’s titty privileged

by Zayatefiveserosero October 5, 2017

Titty assed

The state of being so fucked up that you don’t know the difference between your titties or your ass.

Molly was so titty assed last night that she ate a tide pod.

by Back Left Corner ofThe Library January 29, 2018