salty ceasar

A salad that has been splooged on.

The customer was pissing me off so I replaced his meal order with a salty ceasar.

by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005

Salty sombrero

The sweaty tip of a mexicans penis

I'm going to stick my salty sombrero into Lucas' mouth.

by The Salty Sombrero December 1, 2010

Vancouver Salty Dog

When a guy is about to ejaculate on a woman's face he asks her to close her eyes then pours old semen on her face instead.

(Depressed): My gril broke up with me after I gave her a Vancouver Salty Dog for our anniversary.

by Cinnamahn April 10, 2010

Salty Ice Cream Scooper

Any man or woman who consumes sperm left over for more than 2 days. Usually the sperm comes in flavors due to the donors taking sperm flavor tablets.

Luke totally is a Salty Ice Cream Scooper. He only eats Aaron's though.

by Corey Miller October 4, 2007

Salty McPete

Named after creator, a long-time sailor in the British navy with three peg legs, if you get my meaning (hint hint). A two or more person contest that consists of becoming extremely intoxicated and then running through a crowd and, in Pete's own words, "grabbin' as many boobys as ye can touch."

Extra points are awarded for tongue to boobage contact. Last person to pop a hard one wins.

I played Salty McPete with Bobby yesterday in Tiananmin Square yesterday.

I love Chinese chicks. Who won?
---

Salty McPete owned your sister last night, dude.

Good for him. He deserves something like that, after losing his third leg top that tiger shark.

by B Keelz May 22, 2005

Salty RoadSign

A Salty Roadsign is when you ejaculate in a jar, add 1 tablespoon of highgrade sea salt and let it ferment for a week, you then tie your subject up to a road sign and perform a drive by, typically shattering the jar over there head and covering then in Skeet and Salt, thus resulting in a Salty RoadSign

Kurt was very excited when he performed his first salty roadsign on Hillary

~Scarpy~

by Scarpy February 28, 2009

Salty Foundations

A term used to describe the residue left behind when a man relieves himself after sex or masturbation. The phrase is given its name from the often salty taste and smell of the substance.

Phil: "I've laid my salty foundations."
Darren: "Oh realy? when's it due?"

by Darren Ravenscroft December 15, 2008