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cum swatter

Someone who gets cummed on then rubs it in like lotion and smacks them self
Shut the fuck up you cum swatter.
Can I come swat you.
by BRobb May 20, 2008
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Slattery

A Slattery (or Slatteries) is/are a person who is largely indefinable, as far as how they are ranked in coolness.

They can be percieved as cool in one scenario, which usually leads them to be invited to parties; whereupon they are suddenly discovered to be lame.

The strangest phenomenon concerning these people is that once their position has been ascertained at the parties as 'lame', they can quickly revert back to coolness as soon as the following day.
"I just don't know how I feel about him. He seems like he could be a slattery."

"Well, she seemed cool at the movies the other day; but last night she turned out to be a slattery."

"Come on, don't embarrass me! Everyone will think you're just a slattery."
by Angry Pac-Man March 10, 2009
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Scatterpilla

it is what you become after a big night out on the booze. Whilst a scatterpilla you movements are very slow and often simple takes such as speaking and walking become complex and difficult
"I'm a scatterpilla today, hence why i am doing this "
by oly boy October 10, 2008
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scattered sun

by coldjunkie December 25, 2009
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Scattergay

What one's friend may call them when being hilariously out of controlably stupid

Gay and unorganized

A lost gay person.... as a friendly dis between comrads.

Lostconfused stupidly funny dork Fucktard friend with out a brain
Wow, you're fuckin scattergay!
by IIshortT April 27, 2019
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scottery

Scottery is something you would say if you wanted to get away "scott-free". This can be applied whenever you say something that warrants a hit. The use of the word would negate the need for a hit. An abbreviation of "scott-free" like scottery can be used in many ways, and its application is broad.
Person 1: Boom nyay!

Person 2: Hey, I'm going to hit you for saying that!

Person 1: Scottery!

Person 2: Oh no - he said scottery, therfore I can't hit him!
by K-L-Dizzle October 14, 2009
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scutterbutt

When a girl shits cum out of her asshole after anal sex and a little feces comes out with it.
Jennifer's hair smells like scutterbutt but it looks amazing
by sjsurfer August 27, 2016
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