mericans

Can't get Elvis Presley out of my mind, white cracker, knuckle dragging, wife beater pronounciation of "Americans"

Not nobodiez gonna fukk wihd us coz wier thu God damned murry-kunz.

by Dasar Bule November 23, 2003

metric shitload

Equivalent to:

» Heaps
» Lots
» Lotsa lotsa
» Craploads
» Mucho
» Many alot
» Ball of dung

I carried a metric shitload up shit creek.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

Merica

1. A slang term for 'America' usually shouted in an exclamation by stupid people/rednecks.

2. The way un-educated Americans (generally rednecks, hicks, republicans, or very patriotic people) say America.

Hey greg you wanna pass by one of those McDonalds
Say Chad that's a darn good idea considering we're in the home of the fat asses
Ah yes this is merica alright

by Tom Marvolo Riddle666 July 18, 2015

Metric Douchebag

A Metric douchebag the Canadian equivalent of a "chotch bag"

See: Jersey Shores

Canadian: Dude, these guys on Jersey Shores are real chotch bags, eh?

American: Uh, what?

Canadian: Oh, sorry, I mean, Metric douchebags, eh.

by Metric Douche November 21, 2010

merican plessure

The plessure of being the fatest country in the world

first country to have a McDs merican plessure

by nigga45 June 12, 2013

metricals

a disease where multiple substances begin to flow out of your penis.

"Dude i cant believe I'm having a metricals problem right now, it all just keeps flowing on out"

by Morgan_Puppy April 20, 2015

merries girl

She is very beautiful but dishonest.she is a shy type and she walks a lot .she will save her money even if shes hungry.

She is a merries girl

by Aristop March 16, 2021