lettuce

1. A person's hair or hairstyle.

Pete Rose has some of the worst lettuce on the planet.

by BadboyBill April 2, 2004

Lettuce sandwich

when your girl has a lot of hanging ham

yesterday i was eating out this girl i was basically eating a Lettuce sandwich

by big ddik May 6, 2018

Wet lettuce

A retard like a lettuce but this time there wet and more of a retard

Hey Amelia there a wet lettuce I’ve there oh wait it’s u

by Finn2232 March 10, 2018

lettuce

what hockey players call beards

known as lip lettuce for mustaches

player 1: aye nice lip lettuce bro

player 2: thanks dude, your lettuce is coming in nicely

by spicy cucumbers August 24, 2021

damp lettuce

A female equivalent of "having a waz."

"I'm just off to damp me lettuce"

by dabheel parver October 5, 2004

dutch lettuce

When one shoves lettuce drenched in a concoction of dog shit and three types of hot sauce in anothers ass, while a man dressed as mario fucks ones drain pipe while blowing a midget dressed as an ompanlompa and smells like arm pitts while waluigi fucks your mouth.

hey dude i was fucking this kid last nite and he asked for a dutch lettuce

by heievfj February 6, 2017

Burger King foot Lettuce

When the lettuce at Burger King is so hard that yo teeth be broke

Number nine Burger King foot lettuce.

by Sisieijd November 5, 2019