lolly gobbler

A paedophile, particularly one who lures his victims from "picture perfect" suburban neighbourhoods.

Those three kids got snatched by a particularly vile lolly gobbler yesterday.

by findsam September 3, 2006

grandmas gobble

that fuckable loose hanging skin that droops from an elderly womans neck and chin.

i went home with that old chick from the VFW and tore off her grandmas gobble with my dick.

by shaun flowers January 8, 2008

hot gobbler

When you're getting a blow job from a chick and you grab her neck fat out while shooting your load down her throat

Nothing like a hot gobbler on Thabksgiving night.

by JQuist November 27, 2014

Cobble Gobbler

A Cobble Gobbler is a cycling superfan or one who lingers around the team bus of a professional cycling team during the Spring Classic races. The Cobble Gobbler differs from the traditional Chamois Sniffer in that they are only interested in the Spring Classic "hard men".

I was at the Roubaix Velodrome for the race finish and couldn't believe the number of Cobble Gobblers hanging around the entrance to the locker rooms. Those people have no shame.

by Asshat Kornhole January 7, 2015

Peach Gobbler

Someone who eats the booty.

Scott and Brett are total peach gobblers..

by ANDY PILLOWPANTS May 13, 2016

Dommy gobbler

A person who drinks the contents of used condoms

He's a real dommy gobbler drinking the contents of used condoms he finds on the beach

by Kevin Andrews 666 October 6, 2018

Gothenburg Gobble

When a person is giving a blowjob and then goes all the way down to the base of the penis (a deepthroat) and proceeds to extend their tongue to lick the balls, the penis still being down their throat.

How was your date with Jessica?

It was awesome, she gave me the Gothenburg gobble!

Oh man, you totally got gobbled!

by Cheezy D on the mic August 8, 2022