God

God, the Father Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth, and of all things visible and invisible

everything and nothing is god

by ger0nimo October 4, 2005

God

Creator of all things known and unknown to man. Also called Allah or the Jewish form, Yahweh.

God is Great!

by Follower July 27, 2003

God

I am god, since there is no god i am filling the position, my hours are 5-7 monday to friday and saturday is 12-6 and sunday i take off like all you dumb humans do, so PRAISE YOUR MIGHT GOD

Yo i am god so shut the fuck up

by GOD February 27, 2005

God

The guy that made you!! He's not some random- made up story to make you feel guilty, he planned you, and everything about you because HE LOVES YOU!! and its not some hidden secret, if u actually listen at sunday school, God isnt as confusing as people make him out to be!! He loves you so much that he made you so that you can make your own choices, (thats why not everyone believes in God) Jesus is his son whose whole life was devoted to God and he died for everyone who loves God, so that they dont have to kill animals for everything theyve done wrong, all God wants is a sorry!! If your confused about who God is, your on the net, DO SOME RESEARCH!!! online bible? go John 3:16, Psalm 91, thers so much stuff about him. You were made for a purpose and bought at a price, Be bothered at becoming a Christian and finding out who God is, its the best thing ive ever done!! Amen.

Hey God, do you like this song? Thanks that you care about me and sent your son to die for me just so we can talk. sorry for slipping up AGAIN!! thanks that you love me enough to forgive me. In Jesus' name, Amen.

LIFE IS MORE THAN BEER & FOOTY!!!!

by God is awesome July 12, 2006

God

The diety that will punish us for posting on this site.

Man, God's going to hit you with a lightning bolt for coming up with that emeril definition.

by notscared July 27, 2003

God

The first sentient being in the Universe.

*BOOM*
God:"Wow, cool, I can THINK!!!"

by ThatGuyYouSawJustNow July 31, 2007

God

1)d is all poweful and all Loving.

So why DO grannies get mugged in their homes by charvae? Either got CAN help - but wont, so he isnt all LOVING - or he CANT help, and he aint not all that POWEFUL.

2) DOG spelled backwards

3) me! (had to put it in)

4) an expression for when you have no one else to tell something to (see example)

"God, she's a minger!"

by Richie_G June 6, 2005