godchurch

when a white boy from Ohio can't rap.

"and i just dropped some new merch, and its selling like a godchurch."

by shrekisdaddy June 16, 2017

godchurch

some crap jake paul made up with illegals and some dumb girl for views with a rented Lamborghini

merch selling like a godchurch

by ihatejakepaul July 07, 2017

godchurch

some stupid stuff jake paul said no one really knows what it means

and i just dropped some new merch and it’s selling like a godchurch

by 1trash October 09, 2017

godchurch

A dip shit also known as JAKE PAUL

n.and just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a GODCHURCH

by Ygwitthemixtape32 August 29, 2017

godchurch

An object bought without consideration of its price or materialistic value.

I just dropped knew merchandise, and its selling like a godchurch

by pingfoobar May 31, 2017

godchurch

jake paul made up this stupid ass word in his song

i just dropped some new merch and its sellin like a godchurch. heh lol

by kaliisbomb August 12, 2017

godchurch

The word used to sum up dead memes, idiotic and random combined in one...

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a GODCHURCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by RobyBobyDoby July 25, 2017