Morti's definitions

Vagina

A delicious meal often eaten by men and lesbians and every bite should be SAVORED.

Mike: Hey, what's vagina?
Joey: IT'S DELICIOUS THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

by Morti April 21, 2020

God

Creator of everything that is, was and ever shall be. There are disagreements over exactly what form God takes, but the presupposition that He doesn't could be the most damaging.

In the beginning, God created the Heaven and the Earth

by Morti April 18, 2005