callocallay

what you yell out when being raped by a Sasquatch with a ukulele in the Bandersnatch

Hey, Sas'y, what that you got their

hay, HAY callocallay!!
my poor Bandersnatch

by The Shadowranter September 26, 2011

calligram

a beautiful letter or symbol.

The boy writes calligrams.

by uttam maharjan December 17, 2012

Calling it for tits

When you are finished with a task.

Johnny finally finished his 40 page research paper. With a big stretch he yelled, "Calling it for Tits!"

by 1905wicked January 7, 2016

Callie

Callie works at Tesco and is a fucking cunt.

Did you see that Callie?
Yeah, she's a fucking cunt

by patronusdust March 20, 2018

Calligrammer

An artist who makes calligrams by using a word or phrase to create a visual image related to the meaning of the words themselves.

Alternate: An artist who uses a word or phrase(s) to create a visual image related to the meaning of the words themselves.

For the cover of Time magazine, a calligrammer arranged the words and phrases from Christine Blasey Ford’s testimony into a stunning depiction of her taking an oath.

by Rumi With A View October 8, 2018

Calligraphisting

The art of drawing calligraphy on your partners ass and then dipping your hand in ink and finishing your masterpiece with a vigorous fisting session.

Oh the night was beautiful. We went out to dinner and then he painted me a beautiful Calligraphy painting and finished it off by a two hour Calligraphisting session. He’s the reason I love modern art.

by MestyEsty October 17, 2018

Calling the Guard

Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).

Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)

Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass

Nate: Uhhh, Guard?

Example 2: (extremely sus)

Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy

Jeremy: GUARD!!!!

by GuardMan69 December 13, 2019