To be the smoothest, ever!
You're gorgeous, give us a kiss! No?
How 'bout you then?
You're gorgeous, give us a kiss?
I is well staunch luv!!!!
by Mark Lettice February 19, 2003
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1) an apocryphal character cited for the purpose of an argument of the form "Even this staunch republican agrees that all republicans rape babies. sometimes the argument takes the form of a hard news piece.

2) one of the popular forms taken by a "moby", a variety of troll which adopts the cultural identity of the opposing team for the purposes of either defamation by implication or "concern trolling".
genuine_republican says:
"i have enumerated misgivings about the policies of our standing president which are as follows..."

Staunch Republican 1776 says:
"YEA I HEAR YA BROTHER! THIS DIRTY N***ER MARXIST SHOULD BE ASSASINATED AN JEWS CONTROL THE CURRENCY."

faux-moderate (the authentic id of "staunch_republican1776") says:
"i have to say, genuine, there are problems with your criticisms which i haven't the time to point out here, but i wonder if you ever ask yourself why so many of your ideas so readily excite the passions of racist skinhead types like 'staunch_republican1776'?"
by juuuummmmyyyy May 8, 2011
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n. the extreme of the right-wing side of the political spectrum. A staunch wants things to return to the way they were in the "good ol' days". Think of it as conservatives to the 10th power.
Thanksgiving with my grandparents was staunch-o-rama, man.
by Kennedy Danzig November 28, 2004
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1. A state of severe constipation.
2. A fat, lazy person.
1. "Eating that bad pizza made me rather staunch."
2. "I need to stop playing the computer all day, i'm getting too staunch!"
by daniel sherman September 18, 2004
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(n) elite raver; puts the word "hardcore" to shame.

phat pants + huge pupils + enthusiastic demeanor + knows far more about the music than you + still awake *at least* a full day after you got tired and went home, and showing no signs of slowing down = staunch cunt.
"hey man, what's that place like?"
"crazy, man. full of staunch cunts."
by paul of the jungle April 4, 2005
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Bro: Bro you look fucking staunched cunt

Gym bro: fucking oath bruv
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