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Staunching 

To Staunch

This haapens in many nightclubs especially in Australia and New Zealand, where steroid bloated body builders stand around with their arms crossed and flexed shouldering anyone who walks past.
The music was great last night but those fags kept staunching me everytime I walked past.
Staunching by Capt. Beefheart April 15, 2005

Staunching 

When one smokes with the intent of taking a break and then continuing on later that day/night. Staunching is pre-gaming but the alcohol is replaced with marijuana.
Hey we are staunching tonight, come on and get high.
Staunching by Sawawam March 14, 2009

Staunching 

To break anothers balls; annoy someone; being difficult
Why you staunching for Tasi?
Staunching by sdej October 30, 2007

Squanching 

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.
Alex loves to go squanching at noon.
Squanching by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

Squanching 

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!
Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.
Squanching by Rob smitch January 21, 2019

squanching 

Is the act of cutting of air supply to lungs by means of choking oneself , then simultaneously masturbating until boom goes the dynamite. Bang bang boogie baby!
I feel as if ol plain Jane masturbatang just ain't getting it done, so now I'm going to try squanching and see if that makes me cum
squanching by Bdubya5150 October 21, 2018
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
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