Shartosis

A sickness you get from eating bad food, or just being ugly.

When you get Shartosis you experience bad gas and diarrhea at the same time over and over, most times the sharts are projectile and get all over the place. And sometimes it take days for the sharting to stop.

"Dude last summer at our family barbecue my uncle got Shartosis."

"Dude last time I got Shartosis I slept in the bath tub for 2 days."

by laqueefaorangejuice August 15, 2009

Shirtstist

Noun. Racist about shirts. If someone is wearing a black/grey/etc. shirt and someone else complains about it, they are a shirtsist.

Malcolm said "what is that, a grey shirt?" What a shirtstist. He is so biased against grey shirts.

by Robert Krauss October 5, 2007

J-SHOREITIS

When, after watching Jersey Shore, you attempt to mimic one of the actors or actressess in everything from behavior to dress.

Person 1: Why are you so agressive, tan, and dumb.
Person 2: I got J-SHOREITIS from Ronnie last week.

by ALEX THE SETTER August 31, 2011

shartbiscuit

(1) A tiny turd you find in your underwear or lodged in the crack of your bum after a shart, or dodgy fart.

(2) Someone who acts like a bit of a turd.

"Damn! That's the third pair of undies I've lost to shartbiscuits since I became a vegetarian!"

"That shartbiscuit Tony always uses all of the milk but never goes to buy it."

by fran_kato March 6, 2014

sharttastic

Hit with such excitement that you misjudged a fart that led to a shart

Omg! Is that Justin Timberlake?!!
... (Toot) ...
Yes that was and yes that is stool in my pants. Isn't that just sharttastic!

by Tenderloins May 20, 2016

Sharitos

Doritos that you and your bestie shart on as a delicious topping

Omg Becca your sharts taste good on these Sharitos

by Bussy lover November 2, 2020

scarzitis

To be unable to type understandable sentences, or to type words jumbled up. From the famous moderator who continues to fail to type anything coherent.

Chatroom person 1: hi !!!

Chatroom person 2 : hi chartoom preson 1

Chatroom person 2: fuck my scarzitis is bad today

by Billvanman January 7, 2016