2 definitions by Billvanman

Melbourne boner

a well tanned penis that despite the owner drinkin his own weight in beer is still strong enough to fend off a shark at high tide

Girl1: bet u didn't get any last night he was shitfaced
Girl2: nahh my fella had a Melbourne boner so I just jumped ontop

by Billvanman October 29, 2015

scarzitis

To be unable to type understandable sentences, or to type words jumbled up. From the famous moderator who continues to fail to type anything coherent.

Chatroom person 1: hi !!!

Chatroom person 2 : hi chartoom preson 1

Chatroom person 2: fuck my scarzitis is bad today

by Billvanman November 5, 2015