Definitions by fran_kato

shartbiscuit 

(1) A tiny turd you find in your underwear or lodged in the crack of your bum after a shart, or dodgy fart.

(2) Someone who acts like a bit of a turd.

"Damn! That's the third pair of undies I've lost to shartbiscuits since I became a vegetarian!"

"That shartbiscuit Tony always uses all of the milk but never goes to buy it."

shartbiscuit by fran_kato March 6, 2014

harden up 

Interjection. Stop being such a pussy and act like an adult.

Chopper: "This is John. He spends an hour a day doing his hair. You're also a DJ aren't you mate?"
John: "Yeah."
Chopper: "Well, John, why don't you fucking harden up?"

harden up by fran_kato January 13, 2007