sheetard

A Halo noob who insists on using banshees in multiplayer combat. Banshees are for n00bs.

That idiot is using a shee. Dang it. What a sheetard.

by Chigglywiggly December 11, 2007

Skeetard

Someone being ULTRA RETARDED without remorse

"Dude, your such a skeetard"

by Cotton kid June 5, 2014

seatard

retard at sea;

a pirate's prison bitch

That guy is such a seatard.

That seatard forgot the ice.

by capn jac February 21, 2010

seatard

A word used to describe someone who laughs so hard that he/she fails to make any sound, and starts wheezing.

O my god, my joke made Casey laugh like a seatard!

by the_weirdo May 31, 2014

seatard

An individual who exhibits profound stupidity, incompetence, idiocy or lack of common sense on the water, in a boat, a kayak, or other watercraft. A dumb boater.

Did you see that seatard crash into that buoy?

by boatsmith July 12, 2017

Sneetarded

Sneetarded basically means something beyond retarded.

Will: I got expelled from school today.
Hunter: What for?
Will: Showing my knife to a friend in class.
Sneetarded: Beyond Retarded

by Squiddo6996 March 7, 2019

SEOtarded

When the only results you see for your search are irrelevant due to Search Engine Optimization of a single word in your search.

I tried to google it but got seotarded results.

by wilderkind September 19, 2019